Bathroom post

"Honey, I need you to speed home. I've had like 13 glasses of water today and I got to pee."


"13 glasses?"


"Well the Sparkpeople thing says to drink a lot of water. And you told me it would flush out the fat cells. But I don't think its doing anything. My pee is clear."


"That's a good thing!"


"Huh? That makes no sense, peeing water means its just going straight through me."


"Yes, which is good. I sold water, I know."


"I am Googling it."


I'm sure my single friends are jealous. Does two years of marriage mean there is no trust, that Google is the authority? Do you talk about bodily functions with your spouse? Does it eliminate the spark?


Yes, Husband did sell water while we were engaged. But we've decided the company is full of, umm, crap.


Oh, and to add to that, awkward public bathroom convos. Really necessary?

First scenario: See a coworker, person A walks in, says hi to person B and asks how her day was, but yet, slips into the stall at the same time, and so the door is shut in B's face. And then coworker A awkwardly says goodbye and slips out while B stays.


Or, person A stands there outside the stall and chats, all the while, trying to close up the conversation. Because, um, she's gotta go. And B knows that, but she's trying to be friendly, and the two keep just saying stupid stuff to chat, but really B wants to go back to work and A is ready to explode.


For the record, the issue was googled and drinking water can slightly increase your metabolism, but does not flush out fat. However, clear is also a sign of good hydration. Bright yellow means dehydration. And something about bilirubin levels -- which I had never heard of until I had a few friends have baby scares because the baby couldn't leave the hospital because of bilirubin. Which I think is just jaundice, right?